Chaos Muffin (chaosmuffin.ca)
With SEO Aligner: ~95/100
Score Breakdown - how we calculated 76/100:
| Starting score | 100 |
| Missing SEO meta tags (1) | −2 |
| Images missing alt text (443/443) (443) | −15 |
| Duplicate descriptions (8) | −8 |
| Your score | 76/100 |
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This isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s emotional armor disguised as streetwear. For the guy who sparkles with substance and still takes the trash out. Iconic. The Fit & Feel: • Cotton-face fleece in a soft 65/35 cotton–poly blend that feels smooth outside and cozy where it counts • Mid-weight 8.5 oz fabric with tight 3-end fleece so it stays sturdy through wear, washes, and weather • Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem with a side-seamed build that keeps its shape while you lose yours • Classic crew neck, clean stitching, and a relaxed unisex fit ready for your phone, your layers, and your emotional support routine FYI: This print uses a risograph-inspired texture. That slightly grainy, layered look? Totally intentional. We love it for the same reason we love growth—it’s uneven, emotionally charged, and surprisingly beautiful. Made to order—like all good things in life. Your piece is created just for you: slowly, intentionally, and without wasteful stockpiling. That’s why it takes a little longer to arrive—because chaos deserves care, not overproduction. Thank you for letting us bake this with intention.
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